Someone should start a Tumblr that’s just pictures of people driving Mitsubishi Eclipses
I Fucking Love You
I am gonna date you so hard, then marry the shit out of you. Then raise the fuck out of our kids. And give you all the motherfucking love and support you’d ever fucking need. And pay the hell out of that fucking mortgage. And then when the gutters are clogged, I’ll get up that fucking ladder and clean that shit up while you stand by the kitchen window comically judging my work. And then we...
And today, somewhere in Mexico; a Jesus is born…
I’m a grown ass man & I still use an empty tube from Christmas wrapping paper as a light-saber to remind my kids that I am their father
I’m changing my dog’s name to Sparta so I can say “THIS IS SPARTA!” when we meet new people